I'm watching some idiot comedy movie right now on HBO about some fat black girl who's bitter because she's fat. The interesting thing about the movie is how they portray white people. Three examples:
- She sees some black guy going out with a white girl, and the white girl walks into her and makes her spill her drink in her own face, then gets mad at the black girl and says "people should watch what they're drinking!"
- She attempts to convince the white personal assistant of the CEO of the clothing store at which she works to see some of her fashion sketches. He responds haughtily that she's not worth the CEO's time, and when she protests, he says "frankly, I don't give a damn." Like anyone directly quotes Gone with the Wind in everyday speech like that.
- She goes to a bank called "First Plantation Bank" that declines her loan application because her house is in a "high-risk" neighborhood, which of course she takes to mean that she lives in a black neighborhood. The white banker makes a big show of claiming to be an equal opportunity lender, but is portrayed as being full of shit.
This is like the most retarded movie I've ever seen. There was just a scene in which the fat black girl had an insult war with the guy who was working the counter at "Fatassburger," and all the customers just stood around cheering while the two exchanged "you so fat" and "you so ugly"s across the counter, until the guy behind the counter started crying after she claimed he was so ugly his birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory (oh!!!).
Now they're portraying Nigerians (Nigerians!!!) as great guys, doctors and sophisticated individuals. Nigerians are among the most notorious scam artists in the world. Their country is in a shambles, with AIDS rates through the roof and no productive economic activity of any sort taking place. The most profitable enterprise in Nigeria is stealing credit cards from idiots on the internet. So white people are evil, and these guys are heroes? Just an idiot movie, but come on.
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